Say you there! Deep in the crater of economic ruin as Old Grin and Twinkle just shrugs. Slide on over. I'm here to join you and offer you some entertainment.
It's Life in a Blender's
Bring-a-Friend, Make-a-Friend
Take-a-Friend, Leave-a-Friend
Night of the Friendlies
Who Touch so Much
And Love Without Boundaries
Friendzy Frenzy
N I G H T !
featuring HORNS
at
THE LIVING ROOM
(Glamorous Ludlow St. near Plain Old Stanton St.)
Friday, September 26, 10 pm
with
SuRPrisE AcT at 11 pm
and
Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse
at 12 midnight
Call 206 295 6024
Just read the reviews:
"They said Cher could never be tamed and thunder never shared?well Life in a Blender does both."
The Wall Street Journal
"A depraved caterwauling that makes grown men wet their pants on impact." The New York Times
"If the paisley police come to arrest me, tell them I've taken a trip down miniskirt lane via Peace Pike with two fingers in the air and a song of freedom written across my proud chest somewhere underneath all the hair and a bunch of crap. " The Herald World Tribune
"A Life in a Blender show runs like this: grey to black to beige to toenail red to pale yellow to cusp-of-puberty orange to dingo brown to white with some dots to puce and back." The Gazette for Contemporary Modern Business Thought
"Ink up my Seal of Approval because I'll be using it all night long to stamp each song 'Approved!Fist in the air!' Can't wait to give it--my approval! Woah!" The Royal Canadian Intelligencer
"A night tailor-made for fun-niks." The Chronicle of Industry and Righteous Behavior
"Their three-hour encores are legendary single-note guitar wallows during which the lead singer barks like a tommygun and the rest of the band acts as if they are applying the Heimlich maneuvre to their long-dead instruments."
The World Capitol Globe Microchip News Implant
"I felt like Hamlet's uncle was pouring hot poison in my ear. But that would me make me Hamlet's father and a pretty awesome ghost. " Mao's Little Red Book
Hear Life in a Blender's music in Dane Cook's new hit movie "The Cuddly Jackass."
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